May 2013
earthnation: deodrant: deodrant: what do u put in a toaster  bread this isnt even a joke
May 22nd
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poisonfartdog: are there any scholarships for great internet presence
May 22nd
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nippled: annoying online and irl
May 22nd
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vvorldwideweb: im like 60% sadness and 40% bad jokes
May 22nd
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sadillite: all i do is sit around and eat and be sad im basically a more annoying version of a plant
May 22nd
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snapchatting: i was funny once but it was an accident
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getoffmybloghoe: dont give me responsibilities when theres a computer near by 
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leftforbed: leftforbed: mcsnuggie: true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn why would the movie eat my popcorn nevermind i get it
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“Thanks Adam - my TV husband & real life enemy.”
– Amy Poehler at The Gracies (via feyminism)
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people-should-all-be-onions: mydarlingangelgabriel: Snape, Snape, Severus Snape, DUMBLEDORE #why do we all know exactly what is happening in this post
May 22nd
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iwishihadafather: *picks up cat* *makes cat dance* *puts cat back down*
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turnc0at: turnc0at: turnc0at: turnc0at: GUESS WHO GOT SOME APPLE FLAVOURED SHAMPOO WAIT NO I MEANT SCENTED DON’T WORRY IT TASTES LIKE APPLES TOO i just threw up
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aquus: before you have sex with me you have to earn it take these two potatoes and this goat and bring them to the river valley where you will meet an old gypsy named madam zeroni. carry madam zeroni back up the mountain on your back and allow her to drink from the stream while you sing for her. she will give you a necklace of beads. return them to me to complete the quest.
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asdfghjkl;pythdbgtjsrzdth I AM SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW. I randomly applied for the 2013-2014 IPFW Common Scholarship last semester, and apparently I am one of (many) Edward D. & Ione Auer Foundation Scholarship recipients. :D I mean, it’s only $1,000 per semester, but this means I can take one out one less federal loan! (Well, I’ll have to call the school tomorrow, because I already...
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“One of the directors once brought his kids to watch us film and these three...”
– Matt Smith. [X] (via wilfulwilf)
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letterstogodptiii: tea-books-and-blankets: yaygocats: discomplete: “i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography “I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel. “I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy  “I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book
May 21st
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musicbeatstherapy: jelee-: rockpapertheodore: tinyspacebabe: ok let’s stop using the term “butthurt” we’re not 12 anymore you sound fannytroubled a little bootybothered if you ask me someone’s having a little tushytantrum
May 21st
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ambitiousbard: just be grateful that bing didn’t buy tumblr
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run-cause-hitler: enayalate-h8-this-year: bbanditt: slett: winchestercodependency: ibecameacat: what if all your fingers just turned into tongues… like what would you even do dude people with vaginas would have the best time getting off “People with vaginas” what are those called again I can’t remember this is what yahoo payed 1.1billion dollars for 
May 21st
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