Breathe today.

SEE?! There really AREN’T more than two other options! But...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 22:10:15 -0400

SEE?! There really AREN’T more than two other options!

But yeahhhh, I just ended up reading for a while, which I probably would have done anyway (if I wasn’t consumed by Netflix beforehand). (:

YAY. THE INTERNET IS WORKING AGAIN. Because seriously, what do normal people even DO when...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 21:52:08 -0400

YAY. THE INTERNET IS WORKING AGAIN.

Because seriously, what do normal people even DO when there’s no internet?!

Do they… -whisper- interact with family?? -shudder-

Someone on Facebook suggested I go outside. What is this “outside”? It sounds dangerous. Does it hurt?

Is it that thing I see every day through my bedroom window? It looks pretty, but so do things like lions, and then they eat your face and feed your body to their children…

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 16:57:00 -0400

Why do SO MANY PEOPLE on the Interwebs over-use ellipses?!

Like seriously with ever single sentence they write. There is hardly ever a reason for you to use one in your stupid conversations on Facebook, and you are DEFINITELY using it incorrectly!

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"Whenever you feel like criticizing any one, just remember that all the people in this world..."

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 20:58:32 -0400

““Whenever you feel like criticizing any one, just remember that all the people in this world haven’t had the advantages that you’ve had.””

- F. Scott Fitzgerald

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Sun, 16 Jun 2013 20:16:42 -0400

gorikyy: apparently benedict cumberbatch was once stung on the penis by sea anemone and im just...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 20:16:39 -0400

gorikyy:

apparently benedict cumberbatch was once stung on the penis by sea anemone and im just trying to wrap my head around what series of events would have to occur that you would get into a situation where something like that could happen

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Sun, 16 Jun 2013 20:16:21 -0400

“Donuts!“

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 20:15:50 -0400

“Donuts!“

221btimelord: I feel like Matt Smith has two modes: Mysterious, well dressed gentleman and...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 20:15:12 -0400

221btimelord:

I feel like Matt Smith has two modes:

Mysterious, well dressed gentleman

and giraffe on the go

with no in between

lizthefangirl: abiglhobbs: abiglhobbs: my mum’s boyfriend turned up earlier than he was meant to...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 20:14:06 -0400

lizthefangirl:

abiglhobbs:

abiglhobbs:

my mum’s boyfriend turned up earlier than he was meant to and my mum won’t be home for another hour and i didn’t know what else to do so i’m making him watch les mis and i think my mum’s going to kill me when i get home

HE’S SINGING? HE KNOWS ALL THE WORDS

he is a keeper

nippled: throws confetti at you be quiet

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 20:13:28 -0400

nippled:

*throws confetti at you* be quiet

friend: you should've come with us!

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 20:13:07 -0400

friend: you should've come with us!
me: an invitation might have helped

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Sun, 16 Jun 2013 20:13:01 -0400

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Sun, 16 Jun 2013 20:11:05 -0400

ohyousillypotato: what i’m looking for in a man: will lend me his hoodies good sense of humor is a...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 20:11:01 -0400

ohyousillypotato:

what i’m looking for in a man:

will lend me his hoodies

good sense of humor

is a cutie patootie

will slay my enemies in a brutal display of violence and paint his face with their blood

good taste in music

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Sun, 16 Jun 2013 20:10:51 -0400

rsapberry: the-fake-truth: inbecillus: an-idle-teen: inbecillus: I hate myself but I still...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 20:10:46 -0400

rsapberry:

the-fake-truth:

inbecillus:

an-idle-teen:

inbecillus:

I hate myself but I still think I’m better than everybody else

I hate people but I’d love to be in a relationship

I love food but I don’t want to get fat

I want money but dont want a job

look it’s my entire life in a post

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